DANGER. DANGER EVERYWHERE.

The title of this post comes from an unusual but great game that isn’t very mainstream (The Stanley Parable), however, it is the first thing I thought of on the way home from bowling today (which was the last week by the way THANK GOD).

On the shoulder on the way home tonight was one of those LED road signs left by the police department.  Usually these have things like when construction is coming or whatever, but tonight it said the following:

WATCH FOR TRAFFIC DANGERS TICKET ZONE AHEAD

I have no idea what this even means.  So is the police department setting up obstacles in the road as a test?  What exactly is a traffic danger and why have you set up a ticket zone for them?  This implies that you know what the traffic dangers are and that you are waiting for us to fail our way through them.  That sounds very unsafe.  Either way, it was an odd sign and I’m still unsure of what I’m supposed to watch out for, so think of me tomorrow as I travel through the “TICKET ZONE”.

Apparently it’s just danger.  And it’s everywhere.