What Do You Mean?

If I had the ability, I would remove this phrase from the kids’ vocabulary. I dislike this so much I’ve probably written this exact same post in the past. Oh well, maybe I am unoriginal tonight. The conversations usually go something like this: Parent: “Hey Kid, do you have any homework?” Kid: “What do you […]

Quiet Time

Do we really need all of the socialization in our lives? All of this meaningless small talk and chit-chat, can’t we just stop that nonsense. Nobody cares. Same with “Hey Chuck, how are you?” “Guess what Chuck, I really don’t care how you are!” It’s the truth! Foreign travelers that come to America comment about […]

Suspicious Mail

As you probably already know, we have a slightly adversarial relationship with our mail carrier. I don’t think she knows it, but her inability to…deliver mail…is kind of a problem for us. Anyway, the other day we got this suspicious letter from the post office. The gist of it was that they found something that […]

LIES

A certain numerical convenience store is offering free small “Blurpees” on Saturdays for a limited time, if you use their app which I have. I told Luke that if he got at least two steals during basketball today he would earn one, and sure enough he almost got three of them. So off we went. […]

Shutting Down?

There are rumors floating around at work that they want to shut down the lab we work in. Our brilliant security department doesn’t like that the lab exists to begin with, primarily because they can’t get in. And that bothers them. They never admitted to that though. Only three people in the entire bank can […]